Friday, February 12, 2010

Who Will Clean My Cat's Litter Box After The Rapture?

Who will clean his litter box and feed him and rub behind his ears after the Rapture.  This is a question good Christians are asking as the end approaches.   The answer?  Heathens!   Clearly they ain't going to Heaven  anytime soon, which makes them available for pet sitting duty.

 Check out jezebel.com to find the best atheist pet sitter available.

Tuesday, December 08, 2009